State Government White Paper to Improve Florida’s Failing Education System



Curiosity and creativity are the banes of human existence and must be abolished through the improvement of America’s school systems. In order to spread my strategy for nationwide improvement, this document will contain two parts: first, that our changes are necessary, and second, the parts of young children’s education that will be further improved and polished by the suggested legislation.

           We can find our ultimate goal within the very start of the Bible and of our world itself. Curiosity and creativity should both be wiped from our planet. It was the curiosity of Adam and Eve that made them leave behind the simple life without knowing right from wrong. If it weren’t for the inevitable lust of knowledge of mankind, we would have lived an easy life along a riverbank, sipping wine and staying simple creatures. If we desire to go back to a time as peaceful and great as that, we must do our best to return to the simple mindsets of our ancestors.

It is said that “great minds think alike.” With the coming of an era of a no-longer peaceful world, it is just within our sights that we need many, many more great minds. As such, many more great minds would all think alike. It is their similarity that makes these minds truly great, and in order to provide the maximum and most efficient amount of great minds, all different minds must be extinguished.

In order to take on this seemingly impossible task, we look to the children of our country. They are the future and roots of our great country of freedom, patriotism, and (ethnic) diversity! It has been long since known that we give all the equality of opportunity. Every citizen of the USA has their own chance to strike it rich in their own unique fashion with the preparation of our own similar school systems. The greatest way that we can protect and enforce this equality of opportunity is by making sure all children are only provided the resources they need rather than become their own individual person. Instead, they will rely on the well-oiled machine of our new and improved system. By this method, all students will be equal and have equal opportunities, and their inquisitiveness will be extirpated.

Our education system must be reformed to put the students through the same things day after day so that they may experience what it means to be truly alike. Funding should be decreased from the arts and crafts, sports, music, literature, and language classes from our nation’s great schools to disincentivize these classes; students who take them will undoubtedly turn out different from the others, and being different from the others will not only promote bullying but also the furthering of our society.

We propose the No Teacher Left Behind (NTLB) Act, which will survey all of our nation’s teachers by a rigorous curriculum to make sure that all of their students are adequately bored in their classes.

A mandatory eight-hour in-person seminar will be conducted every week in order to make sure that teachers respond to questions adequately. Little children should not be asking questions, and should instead learn to respect their peers. In our seminar, we will cover the optimal temperature to keep your room at so that all your students will fall asleep. Additionally, we will explain the rich science behind the pitch range that teachers should speak at to ensure the most monotone voices possible, as well as the amount of mumbling needed to ensure that no students will be able to understand anything that is being said. Lastly, there will be an in-person demonstration of our teaching methods during our seminar, so that all of our teachers will experience the same type of lecture that their students will listen to. Teachers will be required and expected to fall asleep during the lecture.

Under our bill, all teachers who bring their own, unsolicited (or hands-on) school activities, in-class labs, and other fun and/or entertaining forms of learning for students will be stripped of their pensions and fired immediately. Penalties also apply to any teachers who do not read directly from the textbook and teachers who help students on schoolwork after they are dismissed for the day. Teachers who care about their students and the material that they are teaching may face fines or detrimental legal action.

Please note that in order to put such a bill into action, we have collected funding from our taxpayer’s money. The budget for public schools will be cut to half of the previous amount. NTLB will be funded by the remaining half of our taxpayer’s money. We appreciate all of our citizens and their individual opinions, especially that of the children!

We thank you for your involvement. If you have any changes you would like to address, please message spam-mail@ntlb.com.