Santa Claus Cancelled!



Hello viewers! Welcome back to the Daily Gossip, where you can get the juiciest tea on the internet. Today, Santa Claus has been cancelled. Yes, you heard that right folks, Christians and Americans alike… Santa is over. He allegedly did not deliver a gift once to a child of a person of color on Christmas Day. We here at Daily Gossip want to clarify that we do not support Santa and that he deserves to be cancelled. In 2022, any type of prejudice is simply unacceptable. 

We had a chance to conduct an exclusive interview with Santa - not because we want his opinion, but because truth demands a balanced report. Here is what we found out! 

Beginning of clip:

“I was just 11 years old when I got into the gift-delivering business!” 

“How could you commit such a racist and prejudiced act?” boomed the interviewer, Willy Smit.

“You’re not hearing me. I was so young at the time, I didn’t even know what racism was. Plus, this happened over 100 years ago. How did you even find out?”

“We recovered a page of a diary from the kid you did not give a gift to. You made him stop believing in Santa!”

End of clip.

As you can see from this exclusive interview, Santa does not feel remorseful at all for his actions. Parents worldwide are outraged about how Santa could destroy a little kid's dreams. Commenters online are also angered, demanding that: “Santa be fired!” and “Cancel Santa!”

We have also received testimony from Elon Musk’s youngest child named X Æ A-Xii on Santa’s ability to even deliver quality gifts, to begin with. Here is the transcript of the phone call!

Beginning of transcript:

X Æ A-Xii hollers, “I wrote to Santa that I wanted a Lamborghini race car and Santa just gave me a model toy car!”

 “How could Santa not even fulfill this simple gift you wanted? Maybe Santa really is losing his mind. Now that I think of it, Santa delivering gifts through the chimney is just so incredibly creepy! We should arrest him for breaking and entering! Can’t Santa just be normal?! Even his red suit is hideous. What a fashion no-no.” Willy Smit exclaimed. 

End of transcript

In light of these allegations, Santa has faced a detrimental backlash and is trending on Twitter as #DirtySanta, #LameSanta, and #Santamustdie. 

Several countries have already fired him, replacing the once beloved round red-class man with Donald Trump, who was just recently made available on the job market after being fired from the White House. 

In some nations that have not yet found a replacement for Santa, parents are now responsible for giving their kids presents on Christmas. Could the world even get any worse? 

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